Sunday, April 28, 2013
Dmitri Interview
Here's a peice from Jolt Garble-Garble last issue.
This fine issue of the Jolt Garble-Garble has been brought to you by Catholics On PCP. Featured here today is a living breathing, music making ninja of sorts, Dmitri. Here at the Garble, we find that expanding our interests is important to development, but considering how we don't development, we plan on repeating this Interview over and over again for five issues and to not waste anymore time here it is...a picture..of a man's inner thoughts?
J: Do you think short people are inferior or is it just that you hate yourself?
D: I'm the same height as you, you fucking midget.
J: I'm not a fucking midget, you're short and I'm tall.
D: If you're tall, than I must be tall too.
J: No, only I can be tall, you are short because I'm tall.
D: Do you mean taller?
J: No, I'm tall, not taller.
D: So I'm taller?
J: No you're short, how can you be short and taller?
D: How can you ask anymore stupid questions?
J: Because I work for the news and I can do whatever I want, even snort ass fire.
D: What?
J: Nevermind that, let's move on. Do you have any questions for me?
D: Why are you so miserable?
J: I think that's enough questions from you.
D: I only asked one question, what the hell?
J: And that's the end of the interview.
D: You little bastard!
J: Oh shut up, you spinless swine.
D: I'm not a pig!
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